What happens when i get bored. I’m gonna go feed my inner alcoholic now. bye.

vanillish:

boy: *bends over*

me:

I’m so attractive. No wonder tons of guys always flock to me.

Hello from Perth!! Any of you guys here?

Haven’t uploaded my face in a while……. and know off I go to finish a literary review.
Someone save me 

I dreamt last night that I visited Penelope Cruz where she lives in the savannah and she had tons of snakes as pets that had no teeth.

My body is aching

I had stretch class two days in a row and I was pushed down into a centre split, which I’ve never done before. I think my body is dead.

how i would narrate the olympics